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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:24 pm 
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quite uncharacteristic of you to be so disregarding of the facts

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:52 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:16 am 
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Asian Conservative MP (allegedly) plot with far-right racist group; gets caught, suspended.

In summary: it is alleged he had negotiated with the English Defence League to fake a protest against a planned mosque. He intended to impress voters by holding fake talks to get it called off, and then claim credit for the cancellation of the demonstration. It was also alleged he offered to pay money to EDL activists to canvass for him, which would be illegal. In return for their help, he pledged to act as the EDL's "unshakeable ally" in parliament.

Additionally: The transcript of the conservations also reveal Amin bragged about committing acts of violence, saying, "Who hasn't [punched a guy in the face]? The difference between you and me is one thing: I haven't been caught."

Amin went on to say that during his tenure as an army education officer for Prince Harry and Prince William, he "headbutted a guy and his face exploded".

The recordings have torpedoed the hopes the Tories had for Amin, who was the first new ethnic minority candidate chosen to fight in the upcoming general election.


Epic facepalm.

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:46 am 
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Additionally: The transcript of the conservations also reveal Amin bragged about committing acts of violence, saying, "Who hasn't [punched a guy in the face]? The difference between you and me is one thing: I haven't been caught."


D'oh!

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:24 am 
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On a surely, completely unrelated note:

Britain is to "beef up" its military presence on the Falkland Islands amid claims there is a heightened risk of invasion.

Guys, now is not the time for a change in leadership, not with potential war on the horizon. Stand by the Falklanders. Vote Conservative.

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 12:25 pm 
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"We have the protect the sheep..!!"

Uh-huh.

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:29 pm 
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Still dunno who to vote for. Might just spoil my ballot paper.

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:36 pm 
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just take a shit on it right there in the voting booth


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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:49 pm 
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geronimo95 wrote:
just take a shit on it right there in the voting booth


That would certainly make a point!

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:34 pm 
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If you vote for Camerlooon then you are an uber cuntwipe wanker scumbag twat.

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
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Slacks wrote:
geronimo95 wrote:
just take a shit on it right there in the voting booth


That would certainly make a point!


And probably get you committed to a mental institution.

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:37 am 
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use preferential voting (apparently u foreign cunts call it instant-runoff). it's first past the post but with preferences it's fucking awesome. it's still not degenerate like proportional voting but it gives good cunts a chance

so for example, to win the federal seat of herbert (Townsville) i'd literally need 20% of the primary vote with everyones preferences minus the greens. with the greens prefs, i'd need 14%. hahah

u cunts wait till i get my act together. im gonna fuck shit up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instant-runoff_voting

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Trump is going to lose to Hillary in a landslide, he is literally the only candidate who could have lost to her, we will have 4-8 more years of lefty insanity, possible lose the congress, and have a liberal dominated supreme court for a generation.

And I fucking blame you fuckwits who voted for Trump in the primary, classic low information voter.

We need pull taxes, to cull the opinions of DINDU's and inbred Trump supporters. >>::$


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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:39 am 
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And this year, I shall probably be voting: UKIP.


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Trump is going to lose to Hillary in a landslide, he is literally the only candidate who could have lost to her, we will have 4-8 more years of lefty insanity, possible lose the congress, and have a liberal dominated supreme court for a generation.

And I fucking blame you fuckwits who voted for Trump in the primary, classic low information voter.

We need pull taxes, to cull the opinions of DINDU's and inbred Trump supporters. >>::$


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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:07 am 
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Hoff wrote:
it's still not degenerate like proportional voting


Explain

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:44 pm 
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Feeling kinda bad that for the first time in my life im leaning towards Tory.
There. Said it.
Fuck you.


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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:44 pm 
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Feeling kinda bad that for the first time in my life im leaning towards Tory.
There. Said it.
Fuck you.





You total fucking bellend.

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:34 pm 
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barcelona wrote:
Wunderschlung wrote:
Feeling kinda bad that for the first time in my life im leaning towards Tory.
There. Said it.
Fuck you.


You total fucking bellend.


Who are you gonna vote for then? Labour?

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:42 pm 
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Yeah cos the idea of Miliband as our leader is such an enticing one. The guy is a joke. I despise Cameron but he's the best of a truly awful lot IMO. Seriously, I wouldn't give any one of them the steam off my piss.

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:52 pm 
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^^^This.
Wondering if its an age thing, old fuddy duddies tend to say 'theyre all as bad as each other, buncha useless twats blah blah...'.
But that is how I feel.


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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:00 pm 
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Also. Yvette Cooper.
I'd fucking smash her.
She's prolly my fave one on the red bench. Dafuq is she doing with that dopey fat cunt?!
Come here and sit on my fucking face.


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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:09 pm 
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I have a thing for Nicola Sturgeon even though her hair style bothers me.. I'd fucking smash it.

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:11 pm 
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Slacks wrote:
barcelona wrote:
Wunderschlung wrote:
Feeling kinda bad that for the first time in my life im leaning towards Tory.
There. Said it.
Fuck you.


You total fucking bellend.


Who are you gonna vote for then? Labour?




Haven't decided yet but I'd prefer Labour to Tory rule... I was MUCH better off under Labour in past... Conservatives fucked up my life the cunts.

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:21 pm 
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barcelona wrote:
I have a thing for Nicola Sturgeon even though her hair style bothers me.. I'd fucking smash it.


lol @ hair comment. Her hair actually annoys me.

I wouldn't hit it.

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:05 pm 
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Don't be a cunt Wunder.

They're all as bad as each other.

Puppets, everyone of them.

Whole System is broken. Participation will ensure it endures.

Unless you can positively identify policy distinctiveness that you genuinely support: vote "None of the Above".

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 Post subject: Re: UK Election 2015
PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:23 pm 
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Slacks wrote:
barcelona wrote:
I have a thing for Nicola Sturgeon even though her hair style bothers me.. I'd fucking smash it.


lol @ hair comment. Her hair actually annoys me.

I wouldn't hit it.

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